Jersey Shore - Fist Pump, Pushups, Chapstick - Recap

Mike and his self inflicted neck injury are moping on the couch in gross green sweatpants. Who knew a concussion and neck brace could be magically cured after an invitation to the gym? Mike is miracle to be honest. He no longer wants to cry on the couch and go home. He even musters up the energy to apologize to Nicole and try to make things right between them. When Ron isn't nursing Mike's wounds, he's trying to, sigh, talk it out with Sam. Vinny doesn't want to sit through another one of Rahn and Sam's night ruining fights and basically tells them to cut the sh*t. They agree and are back to making out in the clubs in no time.

Nicole and Jionni are having problems that have nothing to do with Mike and his crap. Jionni is shy and conservative and Nicole's outlandish drunken actions embarrass him. When Nicole tells him over the phone that she wants to "suck his butt" he tells her to stop. What a monster! The rest of the house is fed up with how Jionni is constantly making Nicole feel like crap. Ronnie even tries to step in during one of their phone arguments. They don't want Nicole to change for him and stage an intervention to convince her to break up with him. This doesn't bode well for Jionni's visit.

Jersey Moments of the Week:

• Deena willingly crawling across glass.

• Nicole's boobies offending a priest.