Jersey Shore - Crime and Punishment - Recap

Pauly and Vinny are thrilled to have a fresh supply of lesbionic jokes in the morning after Deena hooks up with a girl. They tease her about cockblocking Vinny and don't lay up on the pranks. Pauly and Vinny take it a step further and put her bed into the living room. This causes Deena to break down and cry because she thinks they don't want to be her friend anymore. Anyone should know that Pauly and Vinny aren't that deep and at the end of the day, they don't really care. They patch things up and all is well between them.

Nicole is still pissed at Mike for trying to sabotage her relationship with Jionni. Mike still swears that what he's saying his true. In fact, he swears on his sister. I wonder if he's telling the truth. If not, he's an asshole for swearing on his sister. Nicole calls Jionni to be up front about what Mike and the rest of the house is saying. He doesn't blow up at her and chooses to believe her until his visit in three weeks.

Ron and Sam have been pretty peaceful as of late so Jenni is concerned when Ronnie continues to talk to this chick Hannah. Peaceful? Not for long. Ron and Sam begin fighting in a club and it follows them home. Sam brings up Mike telling her that Ron has 5 girls coming to see him in the house and Ronnie FLIPS OUT. Like scary. This dude seriously has some anger problems. He gets violent fast and starts tearing apart Mike's room. This is not okay. Why hasn't he been sent somewhere? Mike starts screaming at him for starting crap and the episode ends just as Ronnie starts to use Mike as a punching bag. Figures.