James Spader to become new boss on The Office
81-year-old sex offender attempts to kidnap 12-year-old girl (News Rickey) - What?
TSA stands by officers after pat-down of elderly woman in Florida (CNN) - They made her remove her diapers! FTSA!
James Spader in Talks to Join 'The Office' as New Boss (THR)

‘Brave’ New Hi-Res Still Provides Best Look at Merida Yet (Stitch Kingdom)
Wiki Pictures Of The Year (BuzzFeed) - Nice!
8 Everyday Technologies When They Were Cutting Edge (BuzzFeed) - I. Feel. So. Old. But a lot of the things I dreamed about years ago have now come true.
What went wrong with Final Cut Pro X (Jeffery Harrell) - Apple is on the defensive again because of hubris.
The iMac disaster that almost was (Scoopertino) - The Onion for the Mac!
Justin Bieber answers O plea meet 9/11 teens (NY Post) - Bieber delivers on Obama promise
Picture proof Monroe Cannon is Diva just like her mom! (Seriously OMG)
The Night Clay Aiken Saved My Life (The Awl) - “Normal” was a scrawny white closet case screeching on a neon stage, waiting for cell phones to shape his fate... BRILLIANT.
The Awkward Moment At The Bet Awards... (Rap-Up) - That was awkward. Poor girl can't read the teleprompter.
L.A. Dodgers File for Bankruptcy (Daily Beast) - To prevent MLB takeover