I Love New York 2 - Episode 06 - Nip/Suck

Fired up the DVR and watched this week's I Love New York 2.

So Buddha's back, and Tailor Made is scared. I don't blame him -- Buddha whupped his ass a couple of weeks ago. New York asked everyone to sign a statement that it was OK that Buddha comes back to the competition even if he had already been disqualified for assaulting Tailor Made. The only one who hesitated was Tailor Made. This speaks a lot about the intelligence and strategy of the other guys who willingly let Buddha back -- the greatest threat to anyone of them. Oh well. God has to take something away in exchange for physical beauty (or abs, whatever).

And so one of my favorites Wolf wins a date with New York after making some chicken fajitas in the cook off challenge. New York takes him to her TV shoot of Nip/Tuck! Apparently, the executive producers love New York, and they wrote her into the show. Will have to program the DVR for that one. New York is great at being New York.

At any rate, back to Wolf: could this be it? The chance to see Wolf's package? Unfortunately, we, along with New York discover, that along with his so-called big penis, Wolf is also incredibly flatulent. (Must be the beans). In fact, he farted violently on his date which, yes, was one of the funniest moments on this show.

In the end, New York lets go of Wolf for being too much of a country boy -- but really, she probably couldn't take the farting.

Career path for Wolf (Greg): Find his way to gay or straight porn and promote it: "As not seen on I Love New York 2."

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