I Hate Sanjaya Malakar Support Group
It's the season of compassion so I've decided to help since it's now obvious that some of you just can't control yourselves.
Feel free to vent your Sanjaya Malakar frustrations here -- hopefully this will stop you from poisoning the other threads. rickey.org has traditionally been about love for one's Idols, but I'm making an exception here. When every other comment has something to do with Sanjaya, you really need some help. So I offer you the first step in your Sanjaya Malakar obsession recovery: releasing the hate until you have no more hate to give.
This post is yours! Attack Sanjaya Malakar to your heart's content.
UPDATE: Ah yes, great minds do think alike. The fanjayas over at americandidol.com have also put up a thread for Sanjaya bashing.
Here you go... cut and paste to make life easier:
1. The demanding bash: Sanjaya has got to go!!!! (This also includes other variations... i.e. Sanjaya must leave/die/go home/etc.).2. The sexual orientation bash: Sanjaya is (straight/gay/bi/asexual/a necrophiliac/a merman/etc.) (This is usually followed up by an insensitive remark informing us as to why you think this matters)
3. The racially insensitive/'he's not an American' bash: Sanjaya is a (terrorist/call-center support tech/7-11 clerk/etc).
4. The overexaggerated critique bash: Sanjaya can't (sing/perform/walk and chew bubble gum/etc).
5. The guilt / 'pleading appeal' bash: Sanjaya, (insert favorite contestant here) was just voted off, and they were much better vocalist than you, but you're still here. For the sake of (insert deity or religious catch phrase), please step down. It's the (right/only honorable/ethical/etc) thing to do.
6. The 'follow the heard bash' (in response to a previous bash): I agree!!!!!!!!
7. The 'attempt to belittle your voting demographic' bash: You're only still on AI because the majority of your votes are from (v f t w / prepubescent girls / soccer moms / indian call centers).
8. The hair critique bash: Sanjayas hair was so (ridiculous/over the top/scary/etc).
9. The fan-to-fan guilt / 'pleading appeal' bash: Fanjayas, (insert favorite contestant here) was just voted off, and they were much better vocalist than Sanjaya, but you're still voting for him. For the sake of (insert deity or religious catch phrase), please stop voting for him. It's the (right/only honorable/ethical/etc) thing to do.
10. The end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it bash: This will DESTROY American Idol!
11. The check-your-hearing bash: You are all tone deaf!
12. The futility bash: You guys need to stop voting for him!. Sanjaya could never possibly (win AI / get a record deal / sell CDs).
13. The 'Please... For Sanjaya's benefit!!' bash (by the supposed altruisticly motivated basher): I'm pleading for Fanjayas to stop voting for Sanjaya!! Only by voting him off American Idol will you save him and his family from further scorn and ridicule!!'
14. The 'Save Simon' bash: Simon will leave the show if Sanjaya wins.
15. The 'Vote by our rigid and inflexible standards' bash: It's a singing contest!!