How To Remove Food Smells

I'm a little bummed out. I just came from my semi-regular stint as the computer guru of David Ziff Cooking, and I just came out awash with the smell of onions, garlic, herbs and spices. But really, mostly onion. It's just that it's all over me: my hair, my clothes, my crispy $14 jacket. I tried "airing" myself as I walked along Lexington Ave, but had to stop and wear my coat again since it is 38 degrees outside. I tried spraying Glade over my clothes since that's all we have in the store, so now my jacket smells like "Butterfly Garden" and garlic and onion. I want to go home, but I'm stuck here until 9. Woe is I.