Happy Endings - The St. Valentine's Day Maxssacre - Recap

The gang is having a horrible Valentine's day. None of their dates are going well. Alex wants to go to a party in a bad section of town in a really hot dress. Unfortunately, she gets mistake for a hooker and is arrested. She makes it her mission for the rest of the night to help all of her friends find love on the holiday.

Brad ruins Valentine's for the two of them by going to the Dentist. He prides himself on never having had a cavity but he sure does now. He's terrified and tells them not to be bashful with the drugs to knock him out. They oblige but are a little overzealous. They don't kill him but he's basically super groggy and high for the rest of the day. He's drooling in perfectly good fondue.

Penny convinces Dave that his girlfriend is going to break up with him so he ruins their date by trying to beat her to the punch. He ends up losing out on a threesome. Penny is also dumped and it's killing Alex's holiday spirit. She's thrilled when Max runs into an old boyfriend and they get back together with a magical date the group helped put together for the two of them.