GWAR - Oderus Urungus Reads 'Goodnight Moon' - Video
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Much in the style of Samuel L. Jackson reading the satirical children's book Go the F*ck to Sleep, so too does Oderus Urungus from the band GWAR seek to destroy the feelings of kids everywhere with his reading of Goodnight Moon.
For anyone who hasn't heard of the thrash metal band GWAR, then fix that immediately and go watch Empire Records! Or watch some videos of any show in which they mix elaborate costumes and buckets of blood in their concert meets horror movie spectacular.
For the rest of you, you can imagine that lead singer Urungus does a great job raging at the pointlessness of the children's book and eventually goes off in a rage, changing the ending and losing his ish because giant rubber monster hands were not made for turning pages of a book.
Depending on if you plan to watch this with or without headphones we have included both the censored and uncensored versions, filmed by the folks over at Loudwire, below.
Of course, if you're not in a room full of children/nuns/your boss we highly recommend the uncensored version.