A Crazy Person Broke Into Justin Bieber's House to Sleep in His Bed

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Based on recent reports, a wood nymph somehow found her way into the house Justin Bieber is renting in Atlanta and then decided to take a nap in his bed. Like you do.

The story goes that the man who owns the home's niece arrived (despite Bieber currently renting the estate) and called the police when she found Qianying Zha -- "an Asian female" described as 5'5" and 110 lbs -- sleeping in one of the bedrooms.

At which point Justin Bieber sadly did not show up and exclaim, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed, and she's still here!"

Missed opportunity really.

Cops arrived and arrested Za, who claimed she had met the Biebs on Twitter and was joining him for a birthday party. Unfortunately she showed up late so she went to his house (which was magically unlocked) and took a nap while waiting for him instead.

Riiiiiiight.

Obviously sensing they had a crazy person on their hands, Za was arrested for criminal trespass.

And they all lived happily ever after. Except for Justin Bieber's genitals. The end.