Jamie Dornan Will Not Go Full Frontal in 'Fifty Shades of Grey'

Even though Fifty Shades of Grey is the perhaps the kinkiest book trilogy to ever be made into a motion picture, it will feature exactly 0% of main character Christian Grey's nether regions.

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but according to actor Jamie Dornan, there's more male genitalia in Gone Girl than there is in Fifty Shades.

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"There were contracts in place that said viewers wouldn't be seeing my, um.... Yeah, my todger," explained Dornan who the Guardian says has "grey snow-leopard eyes." (No, really.)

As for the why the decision was made, Dornan added, "You want to appeal to as wide an audience as possible without grossing them out. You don't want to make something gratuitous, and ugly, and graphic."

To which we say, have you read any of Fifty Shades of Grey?

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