Elizabeth Taylor Was Late to Her Own Funeral, 'The Office' Gets A New Boss

Elizabeth Taylor Was Late to Her Own Funeral (Vulture)

The service was scheduled to begin at 2 PM but at Miss Taylor’s request started late. Miss Taylor had left instructions that it was to begin at least 15 minutes later than publicly scheduled, with the announcement, ‘She even wanted to be late for her own funeral,’

'The Office' Episode Ends With New Boss (THR) - SPOILER ALERT!

Air traffic controller falls asleep at D.C. airport as jets attempt to land (News Rickey)

Japan: 3 nuclear plant workers exposed to high radiation (News Rickey)

Dangerous breach suspected at Japanese nuke plant (AP) - Could be a full blown nuclear meltdown. #prayforjapan

GE Pays No Taxes (Daily Beast) - WTF. The company made a profit of $14.2 billion in 2010, and the government will give them a benefit of $3.2 billion.

Did Joe Jonas Attend the Sucker Punch Premiere to Pick Up Vanessa Hudgens? (Teen.com)

Lady Gaga Visits Twitter Headquarters (Idolator)

Video: Far East Movement F/ Snoop Dogg – ‘If I Was You (Omg)’ (Rap-Up) - Go Asians!

New K-Town Sizzle Reel Looks Just Like an Asian Jersey Shore (8asians) - Um, go Asians?

Cambio Interview: Chelsie Hightower and Romeo Miller (OMG Dance) - Go Rometower! Romeo and Chelsie are hot!

Anna Wintour on the April cover of WSJ! (PopBytes)

Mark Kelly: Gabrielle Giffords "Doing Remarkably Well" (Daily Beast)

Where do nudists carry their car keys? (Seriously OMG) - LOL!

What’s a YouTube Pop Hit Worth? (NY Times) - "$40,000 for the week" - It's Friday! Friday!

Grandma Lady Gaga (BuzzFeed) - Warning: Cannot be unseen. View at your own risk.

Snow Dogs Inception Mash Up (BuzzFeed) - LOL. Poor Cuba Gooding, Jr.