The 'Duck Dynasty' Family Has Their Own Gun Line Now

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In "hide me with the women and children!" news, someone thought it would be a great marketing tie-in to give the Duck Dynasty family their own line of guns.

That's right, the family have teamed up with firearm company Mossberg & Sons to sell a line of 12 guns. Specifically, "nine shotguns, two rifles and a semi-automatic pistol."

Because nothing says good publicity after your crazy racist, homophobic, child-bride marrying father makes the news like a deal with a gun company.

Even better, the guns are camouflaged. Making them perfect for stealth, murder and mayhem. Awesome.

According to family patriarch Phil Robertson, they're great for duck hunting too. As he says in the promotional ads, "You know what makes me happy, ladies and gentleman? To blow a mallard drake's head smooth off."

"Where there is design, there is a designer," he says in another ad. "We were designed to kill ducks."

Calm down there Will Graham.