Derek Jeter and Minka Kelly Split

Martians Build Two Immense Canals In Two Years (Sunday Magazine)

R.I.P. Lindsay Lohan’s career (1998-2011) (PopBytes)

GSN cancels Drew Carey’s Improv-A-Ganza (Seriously OMG)

You Won’t Believe Who This Chubby Schoolgirl Is! (Tabloid Prodigy)

Pitbull Responds To Lindsay Lohan Lawsuit With An Invite To The VMAs (Idolator)

A Guide To The Havoc That May Be Wreaked By This Weekend's Weather (Village Voice)

The Talk adds Kris Jenner to replace exiting reality stars; “overbearing” Julie Chen is staying (reality blurred)

Derek Jeter & Minka Kelly Split (JustJared)

Chris Brown's Neighbors Want Probation Revoked (TMZ) - Neighbor from hell!

Giant rat killed by pitchfork in Marcy Houses is believed to be Gambian pouched rat (NY Daily News) - OMG!