Who Wants to Bid on This 14FT David Hasselhoff Statue With Us?

Auction house Julien's Live has put up the most bizarre celebrity auction item we've ever seen: a giant 14FT likeness of David Hasselhoff.

The figure was originally used in the 2004 Spongebob Squarepants film (you may recall that Hasselhoff also doubles as a boat) and later on in Comedy Central's roast of the actor. And now it could be yours!

Bidding starts at $10,000 and is part of the Hollywood Legends collection.

Credit: Juliens Live

What we're really getting at is, we kind of need this on our front lawn but we need you to go halfsies with us so we can afford it.

No worries, we'll share it on a rotating basis. It'll be totally worth it, we promise.