Dancing with the Stars 2

Master P. -- Kenny Mayne the ESPN sportscaster -- Jerry Rice. This thing has train wreck written all over it. ABC is not pulling any punches here.

A couple of my friends hate her, but I'm rooting for Lisa "Miss Lips" Rinna because I absolutely loved her on Melrose Place.

I guess I have to root for Tia "Tropical Flower" Carrere as well because she's so pretty -- ha! It's just been 3 months since she gave birth, wow. I like that Master P. said the reason he's in there is not really to win, but to show the hip hop crowd that you don't have to be a thug or a gangster -- you have other options in life, like ballroom dancing (haha). But I'll accept that. He was easily the worst though. Jerry Rice meanwhile, was great.

Results show Friday 8 PM ET.