Damning Facebook IMs, High Fructose Corn Syrup is now Corn Sugar - Late Update - 09/14/2010

Damning Zuckerberg IMs confirmed (Boing Boing) - F Facebook, seriously.

ZUCK: yea so if you ever need info about anyone at harvard ZUCK: just ask ZUCK: i have over 4000 emails, pictures, addresses, sns FRIEND: what!? how'd you manage that one? ZUCK: people just submitted it ZUCK: i don't know why ZUCK: they "trust me" ZUCK: dumb f*cks

FRIEND: so have you decided what you are going to do about the websites?
ZUCK: yea i'm going to f*ck them
ZUCK: probably in the year
ZUCK: *ear

‘Corn Syrup’ Renamed ‘Corn Sugar’ (Daily Beast) - F Corn Syrup and Corn Sugar.

Jersey Shore Parents (BuzzFeed) - F Jersey Shore.

Human ancestors had cooties (Boing Boing) - F Cooties.

Bachelor Pad Winners 'Not A Real Couple' (RADAR) - F Bachelor Pad.

Jennifer Lopez Is a Go On 'Idol' ... for One Year (TMZ) - F This.

Ellen Degeneres Asked If Lady Gaga Would Change Out of Meat Dress [AUDIO] (Ryan Seacrest) - Listen:

Craigslist to explain its Adult Services takedown to Congress Wednesday (Boing Boing) - Secondary income now lost...

Rachel Bilson and Jake Gyllenhaal are dating (Celebslam)

Vogue's Anna Wintour Thought Lady Gaga Was 'Behaving Like A Childish Diva' Says Biography Author (RADAR)