CNN: iPhone 4 can be fixed with duct tape

Got an iPhone 4? You may need duct tape (CNN)
Hahaha. This is the current headline on CNN. We really need a new press release from Apple to add to the comedy.
"To enhance the signal of the iPhone we are introducing iTape. It comes in silver and in two weeks: white! (pre-order now)"
But seriously, Apple did not test this thing before it went into production? Seriously. FA.