Clay Aiken was never in the closet, Palin Fails to Trademark Name

Clay Aiken Was Never in the Closet (Advocate) - Really.

Tura Satana has died (EW) - Cult icon of "Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!"

Shia LaBeouf Cuffed After Bar Fight (News Rickey) - Oh no!

Melissa Leo Goes Rogue With Her Own Personal Campaign Ads (Deadline) - Good for her.

Palin Fails to Trademark Name (Daily Beast) - Awww.

Did Mark Sanchez Romance A 17-Year-Old Girl? (Gothamist) - Oh no!

Agent Says Carmelo Will Only Sign With Knicks (Gothamist) - Then sign with them already, sheesh.

Antifeatures: deliberate, expensive product features that no customer wants (Boing Boing)