Charlie Sheen Went on a Hilarious Rant About 'Village Idiot' Rihanna
It's been a while since we read an off the wall rant from Charlie Sheen about, well, anything, so we were beyond delighted today when he took aim at Rihanna for ignoring his fiance.
According to Sheen, he took gal Brett Rossi and her friends out to dinner for her birthday last night (May 21) when they discovered that Rihanna was also there. Since Rossi is a huge fan of RiRi and didn't know when she would get the chance again, Sheen requested an opportunity to introduce the two women. Which didn't end well. As Sheen tells it:so, I took my gal out to dinner last night with her best friends for her Bday. we heard Rihanna was present as well. I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancé Scotty to her, as she is a huge fan.(personally I couldn't pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint)
well, the word we received back was that there were too
many paps outside and it just wasn't possible at this time.
Get ready for the ranting, because here it comes! Sheen continued:
At this time? AT THIS TIME?? lemme guess, we're to reschedule another random 11 million to 1 encounter with her some other night...?He then discussed the price of fame, writing:no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and
My Gal, however, was NOT OK with it. Nice impression you left behind, Bday or not. Sorry we're not KOOL enough to warrant a blessing from the Princess. (or in this case the Village idiot)
"please kill me now"
that I'd never get back.
you see THIS is the reason that I ALWAYS take the time. THIS is why I'm in this thing 31 awesome years. Good will and common courtesy, carefully established over time to exist radically in concert with a code of gratitude! I guess "Talk That Talk" was just a big ol lie from a big ol liar.Before clocking Rihanna on her new pink hair:
oh and Riahnna, Halloween isn't for a while. but good on you for testing out your costume in public. it's close; a more muted pink might be the answer, as in: none.See ya on the way down,
(we always do)
and actually,
it was a pleasure NOT
meeting you.
clearly we have NOTHING
in common when it comes
to respect for those who've
gone before you.
I'm guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds
to situate that bad wig
before you left the restaurant.Here's a tip from a real vet
of this terrain;
If ya don't wanna get bothered
DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE!
and if this "Prison of Fame"
is soooooooo unnerving and
difficult, then QUIT, junior!
c
#Hamateur
Dear Charlie Sheen, please never change.
UPDATE: Rihanna has responded to Sheen, writing on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/rihanna/status/469534030828797953
https://twitter.com/rihanna/status/469535330014490624
She has also changed her Twitter header to this creation:
Credit: Twitter
In response, Charlie Sheen ranted some more to TMZ via an open letter to RiRi. It reads:Dear Ms. Rihan- oh wait, no last name, Okay, Dear R - clearly English is NOT your primary language.Firstly I want to thank you for recognizing me as Royalty. I’m flattered.
later Doosh! cs
And secondly;
do the good Queen a favor and go tend to the dungeon in my Castle.
But beware of the
rats and the snakes.
They stir with folly
awaiting your tepid advance,
in the shadows…”
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