Celine Dion, Elvis and Sanjaya Malakar

Okay, so they recorded this segment last week. I think that Teen Pop Sensation Sanjaya Malakar wasn't there tonight after all, and he was just edited in somehow.

As you can see, why is Sanjaya performing with Celine Dion and Elvis?

Oh god, jump the shark week. It's so sad. Our favorite show. Noooo!

(Thanks for the heads up on this one.)

Please continue voting for Sanjaya for Time's Most Influential Person.

Update: Sanjaya was really there. I'll stop being bitter now...