Career Advice for Cheryl Cole after X Factor

Vulture posted some career advice for Cheryl Cole now that she has been fired from the X Factor U.S. (or was she?)
I like some of the suggestions, in particular:
Party hard — and publicly — with Prince Harry.For maximum exposure, Cheryl would have to pal around with the new Duchess of Cambridge, but we can’t exactly imagine those two on a girls-only shopping date (“Cheryl, meet me at Reiss at two-thirty?” “Sure! Do they sell purple neon pants there?” “Uh, no.”). But Harry, a longtime Cheryl fan, would certainly be more than willing to escort Chezza around London in her time of need.
I love Prince Harry! This is so perfect.
Get in on the Geordie Shore action.The British spinoff of Jersey Shore just happens to be based on Cheryl’s hometown.
Yes! Which show is better? Geordie or Jersey?
Do a guest-mentoring spot on The Voice.We make this recommendation with the stipulation that Cheryl mentor Adam Levine’s team and Adam Levine’s team only. He’ll make fun of her accent, she’ll make fun of Maroon 5, more flirting ensues, and boom!
Another great idea. I love The Voice. She can even join The Voice UK.
Read the rest at Vulture