Bret Michaels Sues Tony Awards, Chris Brown’s Publicist Quits

Obama to address nation on Libyan civil war (News Rickey)

Bret Michaels Sues Tony Awards For 2009 Clotheslining (Gothamist) - He wasn't really paying attention.

Johnny Depps loves farting!!! (Seriously OMG) - LOL

Oh look, one of the Teen Mom whores also punches women! (PopBytes) - Horrible.

Filipino Blogger Uproar Over Hoax Study That Claims Filipinos are Gullible (8asians) - Sad.

Read THE FLASH #1 Online for Free! (Speed Force) - Yay! I love the Flash. Barry Allen is my hero.

Penis Size By Geographic Location (OUT)

World Breast Size Map (BuzzFeed)

Constantine Maroulis Introduces Baby Malena (Broadway World) - Cute!

Chris Brown’s Publicist Quits (Idolator) - Yikes.

'Jersey Shore' Draws Highest-Rated Season Finale Ever (THR) - Wow.

Natalie Portman’s Black Swan Ballerina Double Cries Foul (Vulture) - Good for her. Dance is hard people!

"Sucker Punch" goes beyond awful, to become commentary on the death of moviemaking (io9) - Hmmm, I was going to watch this.

Jesuits Pay $166M in Record Settlement (Daily Beast) - Wow. The church is so abusive.