Bird Flu is back, Willow Palin Pregnant?
TSA forces cancer survivor to remove prosthetic breast (Boing Boing) - Anger.
Jennifer Lopez: Judging like watching 'Idol' five hours a day (USA Today)
TSA confiscates heavily-armed soldiers' nail-clippers (Boing Boing) - Argh
Lil’ Romeo has his own potato chips (Tabloid Prodigy) - LOL, so gangsta
WILLOW PALIN PREGNANCY SHOCKER (National Enquirer) - Gasp!
Crystal Bowersox films role for ABC's 'Body of Proof' (USA Today)
Tim Urban: American Idol's Comeback Kid Performs For Yahoo! (Lindsey Parker)
Hong Kong diagnoses first human bird flu case in 7 years (CNN) - Bird Flu is back! PANIC!
House Panel Recommends Censure for Rangel (NY Times)
Grandma's Superhero Therapy (My Modern Metropolis)
The TSA Fisting Guy (BuzzFeed)
Enough Votes to End 'Don't Ask' (Daily Beast)
FOX Attacks Palin During Off-Air Commercial Break (YouTube) - Watch: