Being Bobby Brown (and Whitney) - Meant For Each Other

Or as I see it, the gross episode. (More on this later.)

The prologue features Bobby Brown doing a weird dance with Sherman Helmsly in the Atlanta Hyatt lobby which embarrasses poor Bobby, Jr., (who for all intents and purposes is the only stable member of this family).

The Brown home is currently flooded so Bobby and the family are staying at the Hyatt. The episode opens with Bobby getting ready to go to a photoshoot and Whitney Houston spending some time with a mystery girlfriend. As Bobby fumes over his missing wife and the prospect of having the kids without a parent, Whitney goes into a weird pseudo-Christian dialogue with her friend. "Stop fighting yourself!" she screams.

After visiting the bank to look for Whitney who's not there, Bobby leaves the kids alone anyway to go to the photoshoot at the Palm Restaurant, which incidentally is where the family will have dinner. Whitney comes back for Bobbi Kristina and heads for the Palm, but not after doing the "vogue" outside.

Inside, Whitney attempts to sing "Send in the Clowns" with the house pianist. It doesn't fly, Whitney says the pianist "is all over the place." Hmmm... Finally dinner... and Bobby orders some steak tartare for his dog. The family is having steak and seafood. Whitney starts singing "biscuits and gravy... you know you love 'em." Bobby enjoys this and starts singing as well while a food particle spills out of his mouth. (I'm nauseated at this point). Bobby kisses Whitney on the neck... Ewww...

Then Whitney bites Bobby juicy lower lip. Ewwwwww!!!!

After dinner, they head out, and Whitney pops a blackhead from Bobby's cheek. Ewwwww!!!

Whitney kisses Bobby one more time. Ewww. Then I realize that they can kiss that way because they're married. Ewwwww!!!!

The next sequence is a classic. Whitney apparently is a big fan of the Black Eyed Peas.

Whitney Houston Lipsyncs Shut Up

The next morning, bodyguards wake Bobby up. Bobby walks around the hotel suite in his white robe, and I'm praying that he doesn't flash us. In the lobby, Bobby accomodates some fans, which makes a cigar-toting Whitney angry.

I think they are waiting for their daughter who is picking up her dolls, which is a great time to have brunch and a sip of martini.

Bobby heads over the bar and in his own words, "Me and my disease is telling me that I need a drink right now." Then a bar patron asks, "Who the hell are you?" Classic. Bobby tells him that he's Bobby Brown, singer of such hits as My Perogative, etc ... and Rock With You, yeah right, but the patron still doesn't get it. He finally says that "he married Whitney Houston". Ahhh!

Later in the evening, Whitney and Bobby prepare for a romantic dinner, but not after Whitney insults their dog,"I'm not keeping the dog, take the dog with you, I will put him out in the wilderness." Hahaha. Whitney can be funny at times yo.

At dinner, Whitney orders, gorgonola cheese with pears "which is very Italian." Hahaha. Whitney is cracking me up. Bobby does a poor Italian impersonation. Then, he proposes again to Whitney for their "second marriage", which of course Whitney loves! When Bobby goes to the john, Whitney hams it up for the camera while taking some pills (Advil) to combat her bloating.

Then Whitney tells Bobby, "I'm about to... do the doo."

Whitney picks her teeth.

Whitney's bloat.

Bobby requests for a doggie bag and we're out.

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