'Bachelor' Sean Lowe Married Catherine Giudici on Live Television

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On live television last night (Jan. 26), former Bachelor Sean Lowe married Catherine Giudici live on television. For ratings. Also love?

The ceremony was officiated by Lowe's father, Jay who called the couple's union, "an epic fairytale on display for the whole world to see."

Would that make The Bachelor their glass slipper in this metaphor? And which of their enemies did they invite to the wedding so their eyes could be pecked out by birds?

The couple got engaged (also on live television) in Thailand in November of 2012 after Lowe decided that out of all the women he handed roses too, Giudici was the one for him.

Lowe, a born-again virgin, had tears in his eyes when he and Catherine tied the knot in what Giudici referred to as a wedding with a "grown sexy" theme.

What!?!

As she told Lowe when they exchanged vows, "The first time that I saw you, you were like a light to my bug. I had to find you. You mesmerize me with how brightly you shine. Every time I look up at you, my heart fills with love sprinkles ... I promise to love you after my heart bursts."

Added Lowe, "We met in the strangest way possible ... I know that we met on The Bachelor so that I could fall in love with my best friend."

Whelp, that's one way to get a free wedding!