Anderson Cooper as Adam Lambert
Fancast has some suggestions to help CNN boost its ratings. (CNN is now the lowest rated news network, even lower than Headline News).
Excerpt:
Anderson, You Look Mahvelous
"Let’s talk about Anderson Cooper’s hair, shall we? Yes, the Silver Fox has gotten a lot of mileage out of his sleek gray ‘do. But when times are tough, you’ve got to adapt. He could switch to a platinum blonde dye job, or maybe grow it out into an Adam Lambert-like cut. Viewers could even vote on what look they want Cooper to rock next. We’ll tell you this much: If “Carrot Top-style red afro” ever comes up as an option, we’re voting early and often."