America's Next Top Model - Dance With Me - Top Idol Recap

Here's a recap of tonight's episode of America's Next Top Model "Dance With Me" from Top Idol! Jabbawockeez were guests -- they're everywhere!

In Heaven Everything Is Fine You Have Yours and Tyra Will Smize. What goodies does crazy Tyra have in store for us tonight? It seems there’s gonna be a little Benny Ninja and Las Vegas. BENNY NINJA. I kind of like him, even though I still think vogue-ing is lame and Vogue was one of Madonna’s worst songs ever. But I recommend reading up on the origins of vogue — ball culture.

Back to the show. Kara hates Nicole, the red-haired girl who doesn’t talk a lot. She goes so far as to call her slow. The models get some Tyra Mail and end up in a dance studio with Benny Ninja who totally got the Tyra Memo and brings up the smiling with your eyes bullshit. (SMIZING!) And then Lil Mama comes out with roots the length of the eastern seaboard. And then Sundai Forehead and Nicole make asses of themselves before Lil Mama brings out The Jabberwockies to teach them about dancing out emotions. The girls better shape up because they’re gonna perform with The Jaberwockies. Ashley is pissed because she gets stuck with Nicole and Erin. Oh Erin the Gelfling. I don’t like you.

Read it at Top Idol