America's Most Smartest Model - Episode 05 - That's Not How I Like My Pork

Yes, I've been watching this. For some reason, new episodes of America's Most Smartest Model are aired at noon Sundays on VH1 (and then a replay in the evening).

Another guilty pleasure, I find myself being pleasantly entertained by the male model cat fights. Who knew that underneath those perfect abs and flawless skin are real people with feelings? LOL.

The models are assigned to dissect aborted piglets in a high school science lab. Ewww. Thinking about it -- I don't remember ever dissecting anything in high school. Maybe I was absent when it all went down. I think I would have been grossed out. Anyway, so the winner, Daniel, gets to memorize his lines one day in advance and do his shower video shoot with warm water, while the rest get ice cold water. Yikes. VJ wins an automatic callback for having the best video, but everybody is hating on him for his "dirty tactics" -- he eavesdropped on Daniel practicing his lines. Drama. First it was the brash Andre from Russia getting hammered, and now it's VJ. Isn't there any love left in the fashion world?

I have to say again that the female host Mary Alice Stephenson is just plain awful, and if they want to have a second season of this, she should be removed. Her likability factor is zero.

Still rooting for Brett and his wingman Pickel to bring home the bacon.

Oh yeah, and Lisa gets the boot for not being smart.

Andre:

VJ:

Pickel: