American Idol Recap - Mar. 1

Let's start! First of Ryan calls last night's show the best due to great performances by the boys. Well, all I can say is that it would have been better if Judd Harris was around. I'm a bitter fan.

First up, Aloha! Judges did not like her tonight. Apparently she was copying another singer. She is now labeled the copy-cat girl. She copied Beyonce, Alicia Keys and even Jasmine Trias with the flower thing. Hmmm.

Lindsey Cardinale. Hmmm.

Jessica Sierra. Hmmm. Oh, but they liked her.

Mikalah Gordon. She so subdued! OMG she's serious. They're doing the Barbra profile of her again. She's so subdued! It's perfect. I love her. The judges loved it. Mikalah doesn't utter a word. Simon tells her never to speak again. Haha. Go Mikalah.

Celena Rae. I cannot understand what she is singing. Simon tells her she's headed for Atlanta the "later".

Nadia Turner. She's great.

Amanda Avila. Hmmm. She curled her hair. Why do they always curl their hair in order to "step it up"? Hmmm. Is this girl Pinay?

Janay Castine. HIDEOUS! The worst performance ever. Who told her that showing your belly is sexy? Jesus! The horror! Horror! Melinda Lira and Sarah Mather must be puking at home right now. We got voted out before her??? Geez. I can't believe people would vote for this girl. Ugggh. Puke to no end.

Carrie Underwood. Beautiful. But the judges didn't like it. In fact, they dissed it repeatedly as if it was the worst performance ever. Hello? This can simply mean either of two things: Janay Castine was just so horrible it left a stench cloud in front of the judges, OR, these guys are just trying to stir up some drama for tomorrow's elimination. Will Carrie be voted out because she was sooo bad? Please. I guess it was a little of both. Man, was Janay awful.

Vonzell Solomon. I like her. She was flat in the end.

Simply put, the boys are better than the girls. Some of these girls do not stand a chance against any of the boys, including Jared. All I can say if Janay gets to sing for another week I'm going to freak. (I just hated it when I was making her MP3 for the forum.)