AI Top 5 Results: Third (or Fourth) Time’s Not The Charm for Matt

(Here's the American Idol Report Card from jeffreychrist)

With all of season 8s anomalous guest mentors, the resurgence of former Idols and the onslaught of guest performers Idol has thrust upon us this season, I was resolute that, at any given moment in tonight’s telecast, Ashton Kutcher was going to crawl from underneath the judges console to let America know it’s just been Punk’d. Is there a more logical raison d’être, because I’m not sure exactly what happened - in the most colossal bombshell of the year so far, not only was Adam Lambert plopped into the bottom 3, he plummeted into the bottom 2! OH MY GOD!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!!

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