AI Report Card Top 5: The Leaders of The (Rat) Pack
(Here's the American Idol Report Card from jeffreychrist)
I won’t harp ad nauseum as I usually am apt to do, but let it suffice to say that I have no choice but to be content with the remaining 5 weeks - even with the mounting frustration of watching infinitely more talented Idols fall to the wayside as Danny Gokey disgorges his way toward the sure-to-be most disparate finals of them all (hyperbole aside, I can’t recall such polar vocal opposites as his and Adam’s). And who do I cast these poison-filled aspersions toward…?
“OFF WITH SIMON’S HEAD!” I say! Relax, I meant figuratively. But the man has either lost his mind or really wants to save his already-crimson face. Last week I stated that he’s lost his Lil by weeks - he’ll be damned if he loses his Danny too. By negating two of the night’s better vocals, Simon is trying his damnedest for his oft-quoted Adam Vs. Danny final. He’s reported as much to various news outlets this week and to solidify his waning credibility, he’ll sabotage anyone in his path. Shame on him.