AI Report Card Top 3: Three Men and Malady
(Here's the American Idol Report Card from jeffreychrist!)
I know it might be too much to ask, but I must. For the sake of our sanity, for our well-being, for our overall stability. Dear readers, we need to try, like all good post-modernists…I implore thee…just try, with all the inner strength we can muster…all the power we can emanate. Last week’s tragic Allison elimination was and is hard on us all, I know. But. We. Must. Move. On.
Perchance, if we believe in the forces of mythology (or voodoo – or Christendom or Santa Claus or the Tooth Fairy or Santeria…oh, it’s all the same) then we can convince ourselves it was God’s will! YES! Maybe He destined his messenger-on-earth to rattle His dominions to hold prayer meetings and voting block parties to disallow the sinners to ascend to the mighty stairway to the top (of Idol, that is). Yea, so I walk through the valley of….oh, you get it. Those jovial religious freaks! They are such a hoot! They love them some Gokey! But, I pontificate, non-believer that I am. And it’s not really fair to blame Gokey’s religious zealotry on his status. After all, Kris himself is also a ‘worship leader’, although he doesn’t whore it like Danny.