AI Report Card Top 10: Motownphilly? Back AGAIN?!?

By Rickey ·

(Here's the latest American Idol Report Card from jeffreychrist!)

AI Report Card Top 10: Motownphilly? Back AGAIN?!?

I don’t mean to be a “Stubborn Kind Of Fellow”, but, come on, Idol producers! “Do You Love Me?” because “Baby, I Need Your Lovin’”! I mean, these weekly themes…oy…”It’s The Same Old Song”, especially on obligatory Motown night. “This Old Heart Of Mine” can’t take any more amateurish takes on a classic catalogue that’s been more overdone than the “Roadrunner” out-wiling Wile E. Coyote! I “Ain’t Too Proud To Beg” through “The Tracks Of My Tears”, dawgs. “I Just Can’t Help Myself”. Just “Let’s Get It On” and call a cessation on such insipidness - they leave me feeling “Upside Down”, and not in the good way. “Neither One of Us (Wants To Be The First To Say Goodbye)”. So, “Do It, Baby”, “Let’s Get Serious” here before its “The End Of The Road”.

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