8 Million.

At 7:42 AM today we got our 8 millionth visitor -- a regular reader from San Diego, CA who uses a Mac. He or she lingered for 2 minutes, before heading off to read on the stab victim who "continued masturbating". The local time in San Diego was 4:42 AM, so this person probably did not get any sleep or is an early riser. Nevertheless, we are happy that we are able to keep him or her company however briefly at such an ungodly hour. That's what we're here for.

To everyone thank you. rickey.org would definitely be less fun if there were no people around. Thanks for all your support.