The $80,000 Oscar Swag Bags Include a Meeting With Boyz II Men

By Cassandra Rose ·

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Even the losers at this year's Oscars will win big with their swag bags, which are estimated to be worth around $80,000. Unfortunately, it's $80K of weird.

For example, all nominees get a visit with Boyz II Men. Forrest Gump called, it can't wait to win Best Picture again.

We have compiled a handy dandy list below for you of the strangest things to be found in this year's bags. All of which are taxable.

  • Vaginal rejuvenation procedure ($2,700)
  • Hair restoration surgery performed by a robot ($16,000)
  • Pet supplies including a year of electrolyte therapy ($7,700)
  • His and hers mace guns ($120)
  • A trip to Vegas to meet Boyz II Men ($9,000)
  • DrainWig to stop pesky hair from clogging your drain ($6.49)
  • Herbal tea lollipops ($35)
  • Organic maple syrup ($280)
  • Six-pack of condoms ($20)
  • "Honey" made from organic apples ($39)

Other items also include:

  • A walking tour of Japan ($15,000)
  • Laser hair removal ($5,000)
  • Home spa system ($2,560)
  • Portable camera ($280)
  • Reusable dry-cleaning bags ($23)
  • Weight-loss gummies, protein bars and shakes ($39)
  • Swiss-made watch ($290)
  • Lifetime membership to a meditation gym ($500)
  • Five-night stay at the Koloa Landing Resort in Hawaii ($2,000)
  • Home water filtration system ($4,900)
  • Train trip in the Canadian Rockies ($6,850)
Get ready drivers and personal assistants, you have some organic maple syrup and trips to a meditation gym coming your way! Yay?

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