The Kardashians Share Their 2013 Christmas Card
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The Kardashian Khristmas Kard is here, and by Khristmas Kard we mean glimpse into the post-apocalyptic future.
The strange portrait features the women of the family (plus two of Kourtney's children) posing in a trashed casino-like landscape in black dresses with high slits up the side.
The only exception to this wardrobe goes to the less loved members of the Kardashian Klan: Kourtney and Khloe who were dressed in little black dresses.
Although after much hemming and hawwing, Bruce Jenner was also included. If you can't find him, that's because he's the old gypsy women trapped in the glass tube to the far right.
Not featured in the family card: Scott Disick, Lamar Odom, Kanye West or baby North West who probably don't care one way or another.
You can check out some close-ups of this year's card -- which is completely lacking in all holiday cheer -- below.
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